An Rather Disgruntled Open Letter to Arsenal Football Club
Dear Arsenal:
I believe I may have some news for you. Something all major English mob- I mean media outlets have been trying to get across to you over the last couple years. You and our cherished club are rapidly becoming the most successful least successful club. Now I know, this may come as a shock to you, but as you begin to break down in tears and wallow in the “how did I not see this coming” of it all, and I’ll give you a minute to dry your eyes and collect yourself…… good now that you are done, I can begin to illustrate the various ways that our club (and by that I mean you) are no longer functioning as it should.
A heart-wrenching image for any Gunners fan